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A birthday greeting card with a cake illustration and the phrase 'F*ck you're old!' on it, accompanied by a brown envelope.

F*ck you're old! - Birthday Greeting card

€3,90
Made in France

Made in France

Envelope included

Envelope included

Format A6

10,5 × 14,8 cm

Folded greeting card with blank inside

blank inside

🚀 Estimated delivery between Fri 29/05 and Mon 01/06
🎁 Free shipping from 50€
Ordered before 12pm, shipped today

🎂😂 The F**k You’re Old! Birthday greeting card by All the Ways to Say is a cheeky and playful way to celebrate someone’s special day. Featuring a layered sponge cake topped with fresh berries, cream, and candles, it combines a delicious design with a bold, humorous message. Perfect for friends who appreciate a good laugh on their birthday!

📐 Size: A6 (105 mm x 148 mm)
🖨️ Paper: Natural white 300 gsm

✨ Ideal for writing a funny note, adding humor to a gift, or surprising someone with a playful twist, this card brings joy and laughter to any birthday celebration

What's included
1 illustrated card
A6 format, natural white
Envelope included
Ready to send
Blank inside
For your own words
Not included : someone to send it to
Or keep it for yourself, we won't judge.
Details
Format
A6 — Folded card, blank inside
Paper
300 g/m², natural white
Certification
FSC 🌳
🇫🇷
Made in
France
How to use it
Any occasion
Birthday, holiday, thank-you, just because
Any pen works
Ballpoint, marker, fountain pen
Tuck into a gift
The little touch that makes it special
Or frame it
It's pretty enough for that
Shipping & returns
France & Europe free from 50€ (FR) · 60€ (EU/UK)
Home delivery or pickup point (€3.90) · Europe & UK calculated at checkout
International free from 150€
Available in 50+ countries — shipping calculated at checkout
Returns — 14 days
Changed your mind? Return the product within 14 days. Return shipping costs are your responsibility.
Secure payment
No price on package
Carefully packed

frequently asked questions.

 What are the dimensions and is an envelope included?

Our cards come in a standard A6 size (10.5 x 14.8 cm), ideal for personal messages. Yes, each card includes a matching envelope, ready to send or gift immediately.

Where are they made and are they eco-friendly?

We take pride in our quality. All illustrations are exclusive to our French studio. The cards are printed in France on premium FSC-certified paper with environmentally conscious methods to ensure sustainability.

Can I use this card for any occasion?

Our greeting cards are suitable for birthdays, thank-you notes, or seasonal events. They are left blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write your own personal message.

Can I send this as a gift?

Absolutely! We do not include any price on the delivery slip inside the package. However, please note that we cannot add a personalized note inside the package at this time. You can simply enter the recipient's address as the shipping address.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your purchase. You have 14 days after receiving your order to return the product for a refund, in case you change your mind. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer's responsibility in this case.

Behind the scene

Every card begins with an emotion we don’t yet know how to express.

Our illustrations start with a pencil stroke and are brought to life by hand, with patience and care. Nothing is left to chance: every detail is thoughtfully designed to bring a touch of softness and a smile ✨

Each creation comes from a simple, almost instinctive idea: finding the right image, the right emotion — the one that expresses what words alone sometimes cannot say.

Hand-illustrated
Printed in France
Original design

A CARD IS ALREADY A GIFT

Chosen for its illustration, kept for what it holds inside.

Beautiful quality paper, meaningful words, and an emotion that lasts.

It’s one of those pieces you keep without really thinking about it… and rediscover years later, with the same smile ✨

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A6 format
Envelope included
FSC certified
Made in France